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anusclap:

laughing with your best friend until your stomachs hurt <3

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enemaroberts:


burger king gonna kill us all

enemaroberts:

burger king gonna kill us all

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sadegg:

just saying the word tumblr out loud is embarrassing 

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cybercum:

*hears footsteps* *closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook*

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sempiternalink:

I can’t believe drawing a black line across my eyelids makes me feel 10x prettier.

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  • Friend: why are you crying?
  • Me: I'm just so beautiful
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officialwhitegirls:

when you correct the teacher

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salmonidblue:

"What’s your favorite album?"image

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boyfriend-music:

The Lumineers “Stubborn Love“

She’ll lie and steal, and cheat, and beg you from her knees
Make you think she means it this time
She’ll tear a hole in you, the one you can’t repair
But I still love her, I don’t really care

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twerkingdead:

*looks in a mirror* you again

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"NO. No no no. I don’t want to screw you. I just love you. When did who you want to screw become the whole game? Since when is the person you want to screw the only person you get to love? It’s so stupid, Tiny! I mean, Jesus, who even gives a fuck about sex?! People act like it’s the most important thing humans do, but come on. How can our sentient fucking lives revolve around something slugs can do. I mean, who you want to screw and whether you screw them? Those are important questions, I guess. But they’re not that important. You know what’s important? Who would you die for? Who do you wake up at five forty-five in the morning for even though you don’t even know why he needs you? Whose drunken nose would you pick?!"

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